Wedding Speech †Best Woman or Maid of Honor :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Speech Best Woman or Maid of HonorLadies and Gentlemen Ill start by thanking Brian on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind words.For those of you who dont know me, Im Hannah and am trying to do as good a job as I can today to be Brians best man rather as good a job as I am able to do given that in that respect was no way I was going to put my name down to hold in gender reassignment surgery so that I could properly fulfil the role. I was a bit surprised, although naturally honoured, when Brian asked me to do this, but in actual fact, having a girl as a best man makes perfect wiz as it shows that Brian has carefully thought ahead to his life as a married man and is happy with the woman having the last word However if theres anybody here who feels nervous and apprehensive at the thought of what is soon to come it is probably because you have just married Brian.Now I was a bit unsure about the duties of a best man, although I told Brian very early on that there was no w ay I was going to arouse off with a bridesmaid I say that with no offence intended to Claire and Nicola who Im sure youll all agree look lovely, and have done a great job today. So to find out what was expected of me, I turned to the internet and managed to find some really interest stuff but then remembered what I had gone onto it for in the first place, and set about plagiarising other peoples speeches from all the wedding sites I could find. So I accept no responsibility if this end result is rubbish. I know many of you will have been to a few weddings in your time, so can I suggest that you entertain yourselves quietly by playing wedding bingo every time you hear a witty comment in my speech that you have already heard at another wedding, give yourself a point and the first one to five wins a piece of wedding cake. So going back to what I discovered I am expected to do as the best man fig up the stag night. Or in Brians case, hen night as Brian insisted on inviting more girls than guys. It was actually a very civilised affair, walk in the countryside, few drinks in a nice pub, then a lovely meal with fine wine and champagne in the evening.